My career as a Satanic Witch began when I was three years old. May 23, 1967 marked the first legal, public Satanic baptism in history, one year after the founding of the Church of Satan. Since that time I have appeared on numerous talk shows defending this ritual to people who have been led to believe that Satanists . Clock. • milk. • tape measure. • light bulb. • dog bowl. Most people can remember somewhere between four and seven items. And there was I announcing in the introduction that you have an amazing memory. It wasn't an idle boast. By the end of this chapter, you should be able to remember any ten items perfectly in order, .